07-02-2008
VDP- What is Dick like at work and around the house?
Ghengis - Whether it's at work or play he's always the same, a Dick. One time I had an "accident" in the oval office and President Bush had to wrestle him to the ground just to keep him from shooting me! That was a close one.
VDP - Were you there when Dick shot that guy in face?
Ghengis - Yeah, that guy was asking for it. He was Dick's first face shooting. Since him Dick has shot many faces. That guy had the guts to ask Dick a question. I learned the hard way, never question Dick. Dick is the Master.
VDP - It sounds like you really don't like Mr. Cheney?
Ghengis - Even with all the threats, fear tactics and torture (god I love water-boarding) my loyalty will always be with Dick. Hey, how'd you guys get in here anyway? Didn't I bark? I hope I didn't say anything to make him angry! Read it back to me!!! What did I say? Do you think he'll be mad? I'm not allowed to talk to anybody!!
Don't let Dick tazer me bro!!!
VDP - You'll be fine. Thanks.
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