Actor Mel Dachshund Found Drunk Growling Anti-Semetic Slurs Again

The Director And Star of 'The Passion of The Pooch Two - The Second Coming' is Found Nude And Blaming Jews for Latest Economic Downturn and Continuing Inability to Get a Good Corned Beef Sandwich Around Here

05-02-2008

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - The tradgedy that is the decending carreer of actor and director Mel Dachshund continues.

Last night in a very public scene the award winning actor and director was taken by surprise and aressted by police while sniffing around in an Arby’s dumpster. A clearly shaken Mel then went on a twenty minute anti-semetic rant before being subdued by police with scraps of roast beef.

An onlooker at the scene, Murray Needleman -himself an Orthodox Jew and owner of Murray’s Jewish Deli in Brentwood said, “This is clearly a case of racism and will not be tolerated. We hope Mr. Dachshund has a better excuse for his outburst than the statement he gave to police following the incident. In that statement Mr. Dachshund made the clearly false accusation that - “The Jews control all the good corned beef”

Recently Dachshund who was raised by his father Adolph, has told reporters that he refuses to eat at establisments run by Jews, and said that the “Jewish Mafia” controls all the good corned beef. “So I’ve had to switch to Non-Jew buisinesses like Arby’s that sell the less satisfying generic roast beef.”

Mel was released from police custody after being booked and crated, but would not give any statements to the media.

Dachshund was last seen entering Murray’s Jewish Deli.