The producer is an Academy Award Winning Movie Director Who Boasts, 'What Can I Say, That Crazy Bitch Loves Ruff Sex...Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!... I Tell Ya!!!'
05-19-2008
HOLLYWOOD, CA - After hours of intense speculation surrounding her pregnancy, pup singing sensation Britney Spaniel admitted that her momentary lover - Director and now accused Producer - Steven Spaniel-Berg is in fact the father of her most recent litter.
Spaniel-Berg is famous for such flicks as: “Schnauzer’s List”, “Paws”, ”Hairy Rotter”, and “When Hairy met Salad” to name a few. He also co-produced the religious epic “The Passion Of The Pooch” with anti-Semitic actor Mel Dashshund.
Speaking with reporters earlier today Britany proudly woofed, “I vow to keep all the pups from this litter. I’m in love with Steven and these pups will be raised Jewish, but I will not allow any of the males to be circumcised!” I just can’t wait to be a Spaniel-Berg! This time none of my pups will be bastards. They’ll all know who their father is.”
When contacted by CNN’s (canine news network) Wolf Blitzer for comment, Spaniel-Berg barked “I have no intention of marrying that crazy bitch, but I will however assume full financial responsibility for the pups, but only up to 11 of them. Last time she had 14! If that bitch has more than 11 in this litter, the rest are her problem problem. She’s not gettin’ all my treats.”
“Cut off their balls!” Says one Old School Hollywood Movie Mongrel. “It’s just another reason for Mandatory Universal Neutering of these so-called Hollywood Studs.”
Details of the impregnation are sketchy, but most reports say Spaniel-Berg sniffed out the bitch in heat, jumped the fence at her Beverly Hills mansion and then took care of business... Doggy-Style.
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