Dog-matic Confrontation Lands Reality Show Star in Emergency Room
1-29-2009
[Undisclosed location] - In the first episode of Fox Network's 'Canine Cheaters', surveillance cameras catch an unsuspecting Shih-Tzu being mounted by a slimy Poodle. Joey Greco rushed to the scene of a topless convertible parked outside a vacant Starbucks with the film crew.
Upon surprising the panting pair, Greco was immediately bitten in the face by the flustered poodle and fell backward. Holding his face in pain and loosing blood, Joey went on a biblical moralizing rant, "You're constant infidelity has caused your spouse pain…" The poodle started the car and drove away as Joey rambled on, "You need to be faithful and dedicate yourself to the renewal of temperance and virtue you bad dog…"
The poodle later tested positive for rabies and Greco remains in severe condition at a local hospital.
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