Hot Sauce Responsible for Fanatical Fundamentalist Whooose Bin-Phartin's Toxic Baghdad Blast

57 Pairs Of Innocent Iraqi Olfactory Glands Killed As CIA Launches Massive Manhunt To Sniff Out Shihtzu Leader.

06-25-2008

BADHGAG, IRAQ - It now appears that the "Surge" in Iraq is not working as well as previously reported.

After Breaking a cease fire agreement with his "hot sauce" inspired bombing of the Greenie Zone, escaping fundamentalist Shihtzu Leader Whooose Bin-Phartin' reportedly used an earth friendly non-aerosol spray to mask his horrific odor and keep CIA agents off his tail.

Early this morning at a once-crowded Falafel Hut, Bernie Millman head of the CIA in Iraq briefed reporters on Bin-Phartin'. "Our latest intelligence indicates that even his most fervent supporters are refusing to give him safe haven in their homes. Nobody can stand to be in the same house with Bin-Phartin' for even a few moments. We'll get him soon if the wind stays in our favor."

Informant Akmed Al Pajama told the CIA, "I hid him away in my guesthouse which is a full 50 yards from the main house. Even at that distance within 30 seconds the fumes had overwhelmed us. What an asshole! It's been almost a year now and I still can't go near that guesthouse! I smell him in my dreams."

CIA head Millman summed things up, "Sniffing out these stinking terrorists is grueling work, not glamorous like Hollywood makes it appear. It's nothing like Al Pacino in the movie "Scent of a Woman".