Outlaw Biker Gang Initiates First Gay Member

Tough Jewish Accountant Joins Radical 'One Percent-ers' and Looks Great in Ass-less Chaps

10-11-2008

BRONX, NY - The Local chapter of the War-Lox Motorcycle gang today initiated their first gay member, Hardly Davidson (not his real name).

The War-Lox are a tattooed brotherhood of nasty 'One Percent-ers' who after a day of hard riding always enjoy a tasty bagel and lox sandwich (nova preferred) with perhaps a slice of cheesecake.

Davidson is an accountant who says, "Until now I only dreamed of being allowed to join such a violent fringe organization."

The gang whose membership is made up mostly of bearded, leather wearing, wimpy but not gay Jewish Doctors, Lawyers, and Dentists is looking to recruit others from diverse groups to join its weekend bagel runs.

Some members are not so happy about the entry of Davidson. Cardiovascular Specialist Dr. Gary Stein an original War-Lox charter member has submitted an official protest.

"We are supposed to be a group of middle aged, hungry, hell-raising, Jewish sociopath wannabes - senior citizens fear us when we pull our tricked out Hogs and Choppers up to a Deli. If we let gays join our gang who will respect us…where will this all end."

As for Davidson he is overcome with joy about being invited to join the War-Lox and said he plans to learn to ride a motorcycle real soon.