34 Times on Same Show Stud Denies Fatherhood Claiming He Is Neutered
12-6-2008
FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA - During his appearance on the Maury Show former puppy mill stud Sarge denied any culpability after DNA tests proved that he fathered a total of 286 puppies by 34 different bitches.
Sarge did admit that he had worked at "Monster Pets" a North Dakota puppy mill where he fathered thousands of cute Bulldogs pups all with major medical and behavior problems. However Sarge claims that after a police raid on the mill freed him and other studs in February 08' he was neutered.
"At the puppy mill I did what they told me. It was a good life…wake-up, have sex, piss/shit, have sex, eat cheap food, have sex, knap, have sex, knap, have sex, piss/shit, have sex, drink some water, have sex, on and on 24/7. And I never had to leave my cage!"
After being freed Sarge wandered aimlessly for months until he became a sort of national celebrity when he appeared on a 'Maury Show' expose of the puppy mill sex scene.
That's when things went horribly wrong. During the 50-minute show Sarge was accused 34 times by 34 different females of impregnating them. All 34 DNA tests of him taken by the Maury Show head laboratory technician Rudolph Carbonera and his staff came back positive.
Sarge claims that his DNA samples were contaminated and mishandled by the Maury Show Lab during processing. "Maury's an idiot. All he had to do was look! I've got no balls, how could I get any of them pregnant?"
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