McCain Endorses Obama!

In A Surprise Move Republican Crosses Aisle and Launches Powerful New 'Country First' Attack Ad

11-02-2008

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA - - Today the McCain Campaign rolled out a very risky new strategy for its final desperate advertisement blitz. Their latest campaign ad 'Country First' was shot live and unscripted at a rally in a high school gymnasium in downtown Pittsburgh.

With Republican candidates falling down in the polls nationwide Arizona Senator John McCain joined General Colin Powell and the growing list of well-known Republicans willing to abandon ship and put 'Country First' by endorsing Barack Obama for President.

In the opening scene of the ad, Senator John McCain is shown telling supporters that although he is sure he will win the upcoming Presidential election he 'WOULD' be endorsing Illinois Senator Barack Obama for president.

McCain said the American people deserved straight talk. "My friends, I will fight down to the finish on Election Day and although I know if we stick together we can pull this thing off, I hope he beats me.

McCain encouraged voters to follow his campaign slogan 'Country First'. "My fellow prisoners, I know Obama's a Marxist prick, but I don't care, he's got my vote! He's inspired my family and me and given us hope for the future. The guy can flat out talk."

McCain's latest attack ad calls for Obama to admit that he is a Muslim in a sleeper cell, and then pleads for all Americans to back Obama because he will be able to pull people together and bring the country back from the economic ruin that he McCain helped create.

The powerful negative ad ends with a tearful McCain on stage in a straight jacket flanked by Sarah Palin and Joe The Plumber. He asks for everyone to put 'Country First' and honor his heroic service as a prisoner during the Vietnam War by voting for his opponent Barack Husein Obama.