McCain Calls Obama's Book 'A Piece of Crap'

Obama accuses McCain of 'F**kin with' his Book Cover.

10-10-2008

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - At a rally outside a suburban convenience store Senator John McCain told a small group of rednecks that his opponent Bark Obama is, "Illiterate and can't write a lick."

As the election draws near, McCain is getting nastier. Despite Obama campaign claims to the contrary McCain said, "No one altered the Obama book cover in any way."

McCain said if he weren't committed to running such a dignified campaign he would really let voters know how he felt about Obama.

McCain went on to ask, "Who is the real Bark Hussein Obama? Is he a terrorist? A Muslim? A Liberal? A Chocolate Lab? Is he black?"

McCain then told the crowd that he thought Obama was a terrorist intent on seeing to it that the U.S. government is overthrown by Iran and North Korea.

Obama responded swiftly and sharply to these accusations saying, "We will not respond to these childish accusations." Obama then stuck his tongue out at McCain.