Marian Robinson Promises to straighten out 'that Lazy, Good-For-Nothin,' Son-In-Law of Mine.'
1-22-2009
WASHINGTON D.C. - Besides two wars and a faltering economy President Barack Obama now has another major issue to contend with…his Mother-In-Law.
At the mere mention of President Barack Obama, Marian Robinson went on a loud non-stop rant. The First Mother-In-Law said she is only moving into the White House because her daughter Michelle pleaded for help.
"If it were up to that cheap Son-In-Law of mine, Michelle would never get any help. Mr. Big Shot President never lifts a finger around this house," complained Mrs. Robinson. "He just throws his clothes on the ground and expects my daughter to pick up after him."
Obama says he gets along well with his Mother-In-Law but claims he can never seem to please her.
"I knew that lazy Son-In-Law of mine would never amount to anything! Barack's always fillin' my daughter's head with his big ideas, saying things like 'Yes We Can'… Huh! Well I say, 'Hell No He Can't!' Why he can't even clean up his own dishes after he eats.
All Barack does is yap! Yap! Yap! He's all talk, just a big do nothing. But things are gonna change round here now that I've been elected to take charge of the White House."
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