Practical Joke Gets Scary for Stoned Brother.
12-31-2008
HAVERTOWN, PA - "BOOOO-YAKASHA!!!," came close to being the last words of Bob Alderman after startling his family's dogs during a practical joke escapade. Bob was attacked by Max and Rascal and rushed to a nearby hospital.
Alderman angrily stated, "I was ripping tubes at home, got real high and bored, and didn't think I would get mauled by a pack of freakin' penguins and their satanic dogs. I thought it would be funny to dress up in my Freddy costume that my brother and his wife have seen like a hundred f**kin times (mind you), sneak in the window and spook them a little."
Reportedly, Bob has since "recovered from his external wounds."
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