Biden Faces-Off With Hockey Mom

Zamboni Joe Ices Eskimo Pie

10-19-2008

WASILLA, ALASKA - Last night was the opening game of the Alaskan Hockey League season between the Christian Extremist Wasilla Moose Pies and the Ultra-Liberal-Lesbian Scranton Coal Miners Daughters.

Moments after the face-off, self-proclaimed Republican Hockey-Mom Sarah Palin was blind-sided and run into the boards by the Lesbians Democratic penalty enforcer and Team Captain Joe Biden.

Out for revenge Palin waited until the second period to shock the sellout crowd. Chasing Biden down into the corner and then in front of the goal crease the Ice Queen banged Joey Zamboni from behind and then high-sticked him, knocking out two false front teeth and pulling out some of his long nose hairs. Palin received a five-minute major penalty for her handy work.

This was a tremendous setback for the McCain/Palin ticket that had hoped to catch the Obama/Biden ticket with an October surprise.

In the past Biden has been a strong critic of Palin's qualifications as a Hockey/Mom.

In his post game news conference a visibly shaken but unrepentant Biden said, "She calls herself a Hockey Mom? Why she can't even face-off with a 65-year-old guy like me. Where I'm from, on the mean streets of Scranton, Pennsylvania, ya don't sneak up from behind and ya look the old man right in the eye."

Biden's Lesbians licked Palin's Pies and won by a hair.