Gandhi Prays for Peaceful Settlement of Plagiarism Lawsuit

'I Get No Reverence... No Reverence...' So Claims The World’s Only Hindu Comedian Morty Dangerfield Gandhi

05-12-2008

NEW DELHI, INDIA - In his lawsuit against Mormon polygamist humorist, Henny “The Hound” Youngbride, Gandhi, who specializes in Arranged Marriage Jokes, alleges that "He" not Youngbride was the first jester to coin the popular phrase "Take my bitch...please!!!!!"

"That stupid Mormon has a better chance of having sex with teenage girls than beatin' me in court." Said a very humble and devoted Gandhi.

Gandhi begins every show with his classic joke "Take my arranged bitch... please!" which has Hindu squatting room only crowds, rolling over in the aisle with gales of laughter. He follows that with his can’t miss show stopping line “But I most humbly request that you leave me her dowry dear sir!” And the turban wearing Sikhs go wild.

Morty then pleads, “But Seriously Sikhs, I may joke about my arranged marriage wife Sita, but I love her more than the holly cow shit she sniffs!

Every morning I bow down and touch her paws. I literally worship the dirt road that woman walks bare-pawed on.

Anyhoo, how bout this one... you’ve all heard of marriage brokers well I’m a marriage joker... get it! Hey what kinda crowd is this anyway?”

The other party in this groundbreaking legal battle,Youngbride now 77 years old (in dog years), recently received U.S. federal trademark approval for his famous quip “Take my WIVES....please!!!!!

Henny who has 27 teenage wives under the age of 14 (in dog years), is well known for poking fun at the Institution of Polygamist Marriage with his fast one-liners.

Youngbride claims that he came up with "Take my bitch...please!!!!" one cold loveless night while praying to God for relief from the stress and daily grind of polygamist life.

When asked to comment on Gandhi’s lawsuit, Henny The Hound proclaimed, "I will fight this frivolous lawsuit until my youngest teenage wife takes her last breath. And to Morty Gandhi you sitar playing loser, take my bitches... please!!!!."