Pope Makes White House Pit Stop

Pope's Faithful Companion Takes a Strong Stance

10-1-2008

WASHINGTON D.C. - During a brief meeting at the White House, a pissed off papal pup leaked his objection to Bush Administration policies throughout the world.

At an especially uncomfortable moment in the proceedings the Pope's faithful companion snuck into the conference room, sniffed Bush's trousers raised his leg and moistened an unflappable Bush.

Later in the meeting 'The Holy Hound' began to squat near the President's shoe but was led outside to the White House Lawn by Secret Service Agents.