Bush Promises to Hunt Down and Torture Terrorists Responsible for Hurricane Ike

While Touring Ground Zero In Galveston The President Lays Out Plans To Send Additional Troops Into Iraq

09-18-2008

HOUSTON, TEXAS - A visibly outraged President George W. Bush called for leaders of all civilized western countries throughout the world to join together to defeat the "Blow-Hard" Islamo-Facist-Terrorist-Extremists who carried out the vicious Hurricane attack on his home state of Texas last week.

Speaking through a megaphone to a patriotic crowd at "ground zero" Bush said, "America's resolve is strong and these evil doers will never again be allowed to enjoy another falafel."

He said he watched helplessly in the White House as the terrorists hijacked television newsrooms and showed the American Public exactly what path their hurricane of destruction would take.

"They shaved their beards, combed their filthy hair and wore suits and ties so they could go undetected by security. And they had the guts to broadcast their attack 24 hours a day." Said Bush.

Bush said, "The terrorists used highly sophisticated technology like radar and computerized meteorology equipment probably supplied by rogue nations such as Iran or North Korea.

They even gave their terror attack a weird Muslim name…Ike."

After his speech the President went to Dallas, to meet with FEMA officials and attend a Cowboys/Eagles football game.